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| Author : | Topic: Fun with poetry | Bottom |
| dsullivan admin Posts : 132 |
I'll start it off: The other day I met a man, --Last edited by dsullivan on 2007-12-05 23:55:01 -- |
| Megawatts admin Posts : 87 Never underestimate an idiot! |
The other day I met a man, if you understand He smiled and said, "Nice day young man" And I retorted, "Why yes it is, my very good man" |
| dsullivan admin Posts : 132 |
The other day I met a man, if you understand He smiled and said, "Nice day young man" And I retorted, "Why yes it is, my very good man" Then suddenly, to my surprise, |
| Megawatts admin Posts : 87 Never underestimate an idiot! |
The other day I met a man, if you understand He smiled and said, "Nice day young man" And I retorted, "Why yes it is, my very good man" Then suddenly, to my surprise His eyes got large and very oversized |
| dsullivan admin Posts : 132 |
Then suddenly, to my surprise His eyes got large and very oversized They looked like two big pizza pies, That from the pizzeria you buys. --Last edited by dsullivan on 2008-04-14 01:11:08 -- |
| Megawatts admin Posts : 87 Never underestimate an idiot! |
Those round large pizza eyes you see Started spinning 'round and 'round to look at me But what they saw was me in awe For spinning eyes are not suppose to be --Last edited by dsullivan on 2008-04-14 01:11:47 -- |
| dsullivan admin Posts : 132 |
I found myself in a hypnotic state --Last edited by dsullivan on 2008-04-14 01:13:56 -- |
| Megawatts admin Posts : 87 Never underestimate an idiot! |
The more I saw, the more I awed For two eyes spinning, yet staring at me --Last edited by dsullivan on 2008-04-14 01:14:46 -- |
| dsullivan admin Posts : 132 |
He said, "Make this stanza rhyme, good lawd" --Last edited by dsullivan on 2008-04-14 01:15:56 -- |
| Megawatts admin Posts : 87 Never underestimate an idiot! |
Good lawd I said to the spinning eyes Good lawd he said to my very surprised eyes You must be dead, or not alive Yes he said, are you surprised! --Last edited by dsullivan on 2008-04-14 01:16:40 -- |
| dsullivan admin Posts : 132 |
Good lawd, good lawd, by my Aunt Maude You know that I am really awed And very much to my surprise I'm not dead and drawing flies. --Last edited by dsullivan on 2008-04-14 01:17:18 -- |
| Megawatts admin Posts : 87 Never underestimate an idiot! |
Draw flies to my surprise They're hard to draw, and no one tries Those little dots with many eyes They never pose, they never cry |
| dsullivan admin Posts : 132 |
The many eyes on the little dots Are watching for the dreaded swats They only pose for a second or two Then off they fly into the blue. |
| Megawatts admin Posts : 87 Never underestimate an idiot! |
Into the blue, you say they do? But the blue is far above them too Just think a sec, and be as fly The blue, you see will be a surprise!! --Last edited by dsullivan on 2008-04-14 01:17:57 -- |
| dsullivan admin Posts : 132 |
Indeed it would be a surprise if Mr. Fly made it up to the skies He'd probably feel very regal Until he bumped into an eagle |
| Megawatts admin Posts : 87 Never underestimate an idiot! |
Said the eagle to the fly, with much surprise You're up so high for a fly How do you soar so high, and far So far, so high ... a feat for a Fly! --Last edited by dsullivan on 2008-04-14 01:18:25 -- |
| dsullivan admin Posts : 132 |
Said the fly, I thought I'd try To get up here to see the sky But this is too high for my species I'd rather be down there with the feces. --Last edited by dsullivan on 2008-04-14 01:19:11 -- |
| Megawatts admin Posts : 87 Never underestimate an idiot! |
So the fly tumbled,tumbled down towards earth The eagle just watched and sailed in the sun. Downward and downward the insect did fall But stopped at the feces before having a ball! --Last edited by dsullivan on 2008-04-14 01:19:39 -- |
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Said the fly, it's nice to be back home, ah And to inhale this air with such a fine aroma. Now I must go seek a female exquisite And then we'll make some cute little maggots. --Last edited by dsullivan on 2008-04-14 01:20:23 -- |
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